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< Nace and Friends React to Mario Googles Himself
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(Intro)
(Mario appears)
Her Mind: Good grief... I'm gladto see the SMG4 Mario again. |
(Their faces turn after Mario says he's gonna google himself)
Wh-what? |
I'm glad Honnie's notwith us. |
Her Mind: I'm glad Gabriel isn'tlike that... |
Don't give her ideas,Tiff. |
Contents
- 1 Mario Mask (Search: Mario)
- 2 Super Mario Koala (Search: Super Mario)
- 3 Mario and Luigi Kiss (Search: Mario Luigi)
- 4 Among Us Kart (Search: Mario Kart)
- 5 Wholesome Mario Toilet (Search: Mario Wholesome)
- 6 Mario puts the man into warp pipe GIF (Search: Mario GIF)
- 7 Mario is fat (Search: Is Mario Fat)
- 8 Mario SpaghettiOs (Search: Super Mario Food/Mario Brand Spaghetti)
- 9 The strange origins of Bowser's real name (Search: Mario and Bowser)
- 10 Donkey Kong 40th anniversary (Search: Mario Art)
- 11 Lick Mario's butt joke (Search: Mario Drawing)
- 12 Maui Goomba (Search: Mario Cursed Image)
- 13 Mario's growing mustache (Search: Mario Mustache)
- 14 Super Nintendo World bathroom (Search: Super Nintendo World)
- 15 Teletubbies Mario Bros. (Search: Mario Luigi Wario Waluigi)
- 16 Handsome Mario (Search: Mario Cosplay/Handsome Mario)
- 17 Minions Mario Bros. (Search: Minions Mario)
- 18 Mario Dance GIF (Search: Mario Dance)
- 19 Super Mario 64 for PS2 (Search: Mario PlayStation) (Epilogue)
Mario Mask (Search: Mario)[]
Search up Mr.Mario's name, and... |
His Mind: I'm surprised Corgo watched the liveaction Super Mario Bros movie. |
(Regular images of Mario are shown)
So far, so good. |
You got that right,Mr. Smith. |
Why would MarioGoogle himself? |
(They notice a Mario mask)
Oh boy, the sequel tothis video. |
No comment. |
Another one of thoserip-off products? |
Ooh... cashgrabbers... |
I wouldn't want Eveto wear it. |
(After Mario buys the mask, the scene cuts to Leona sitting by a fire on her phone. Nicolae gets her attention.)
Hi Nicolae! |
(Nicolae wears a Uncle Bobby mask to scare her, which made Leona pass out on the ground.)
Super Mario Koala (Search: Super Mario)[]
(Mario images are shown)
Her Mind: I wish I had a betterchildhood life... |
(They turn their attention towards a image of Mario similar to a Koala)
There's a Koalaversion? |
That's not real is it? |
If it's a real animal... |
(Mario searches it and finds out that it IS real, shocking everyone)
It is real... |
I want to speakwhoever made this... |
Me too... |
(Mario gets put in koala exhibit, stating he's "home")
His Mind: It's just a statue,stupid. |
Mario and Luigi Kiss (Search: Mario Luigi)[]
(Mario decides to search up him and Luigi)
The iconic duo! |
You got that right,Tiff! |
His Mind: That's an opinion. |
(Normal images get shown....)
Not a bad searchhere. |
(Until they get shocked and digusted by an image of Mario and Luigi kissing. Nace snaps his fingers, putting toilets on their heads.)
Among Us Kart (Search: Mario Kart)[]
(Some of them start vibing to the Mario kart Music, until they see an Among Us character.....)
(Sammy jumpscares the viewer)
(Two pieces appear on the screen reading,
"Stop posting about Among Us!"
"I'm tired of seeing it!")
Wholesome Mario Toilet (Search: Mario Wholesome)[]
Awwww! |
(They get spooked by Mario appearing in the toilet by Luigi)
(Luigi madly puts Mario's head in the toilet)
Why'd he do that? |
Why wouldn't he? |
Mario puts the man into warp pipe GIF (Search: Mario GIF)[]
(Mario searches it up showing a bunch of GIF's)
Hm. Not a badsearch. |
I find the word, Gif,amusing. |
(They get scared cause Mario forced a man into a warp pipe)
Face is like: I'm surrounded by idiots |
Mario is fat (Search: Is Mario Fat)[]
(Mario tries autofill)
Your the boss! |
His Mind: I wonder if I couldGoogle myself too. |
(A suggestion asks "Is Mario fat?", shocking almost everyone)
Hey! How dare you! |
But, why? |
Hey. Charlie's fatterthan Honnie. |
(Mario searches it but it gets censored, making the group uncanny)
Mario SpaghettiOs (Search: Super Mario Food/Mario Brand Spaghetti)[]
(They all seem pretty hungry with the Mario spaghettiOs appearing. Mario sniffs, making Nicolae uncomfortable. They then see a can of Mario SpaghettiOS, shocking them. Mario decides to search up the product.)
That's not real... is it? |
That's a realproduct? |
Tell me it is... |
(It is, making them even more happy)
It is a real food... |
I wonder if Evelinlikes those? |
I'm eating that for mybucket-list! |
His Mind: They're the sametaste. |
What..? |
(Mario purchases it, the order arrives in 6 months.)
But I want it NOW! *proceeds to ****ing bring Noodle into the room and break the wall* |
The strange origins of Bowser's real name (Search: Mario and Bowser)[]
(An image of Mario defeating bowser is shown)
Now that's a stamp ofapproval! |
There's our Mario! |
Oh yeah! Mario'snumber 1! |
His Mind: You mean Luigi'snumber 1. |
(An image of Bowser burning Mario is shown)
How dare you?! |
Wait, isn't that picture taken when the gamecame out? |
His Mind: See! Mario number 2! (I agree) |
("GET DUNKED ON *****")
Why you bully Mario? |
(Mario searches "Bowser Stupid", Bowser turns into Bowsur.)
На! Gottem! |
Donkey Kong 40th anniversary (Search: Mario Art)[]
(An image celebrates the 40th anniversary of DK)
Her Mind: 40th anniversary? |
40th anniversary? |
4 decades? |
(Danni and Marta think before realizing....)
It's Donkey Kong'sbirthday! |
He's 40 years old?! |
(They all turn sad seeing no one coming to celebrate DK's b-day, giving Nicolae and Nace flashbacks. Nace gets a flashback to his 23rd birthday in the forest.)
Lick Mario's butt joke (Search: Mario Drawing)[]
(They seem shocked by the image of Bowser putting the note on Mario. Sammy notices a note on Nicolae)
What's this? *grabs the note* |
*Screams* |
(It's a ship between Nicolae and Leona, shocking everyone. They turn to see Gabriel laughing, angering Nicolae)
(We all know it's canon, stop hiding it)
GET YO *** BACK HERE BOI! |
I'm gonna take a break, and check on the RWBY team, andMrs. Mercy. |
Well, that escalatedquickly. |
Maui Goomba (Search: Mario Cursed Image)[]
(They all seem shocked by Maui Goomba!)
♪♪What can I say except DELETE THIS!♪♪ |
Mario's growing mustache (Search: Mario Mustache)[]
(They seem confused on why Mario has a big *** mustache, and more shocked to see SMG4 Mario with an even bigger stache)
That's a big @$$mustache. |
His Mind: Language, Mrs.Sirena. |
(Chad vs Virgin mustache grower)
Geez. I don't want that kind ofmustache. |
Eh, the average man with a mustache touches it over 700times a day. |
Her Mind: Is Mario always thismean to Luigi? (YES) |
Super Nintendo World bathroom (Search: Super Nintendo World)[]
(They all seem disgusted seeing the piranha plants as a bathroom urinal)
I hope that wasphotoshopped... |
(Sammy goes to the bathroom, having to use the piranha urinals. He doesn't like this)
Teletubbies Mario Bros. (Search: Mario Luigi Wario Waluigi)[]
(Confusion)
Mrs. Adams? You think Cunningham Jr. and her friends wouldwatch that? |
Maybe...? |
(After seeing the intro, Evelin, Honoria and Rosey seem terrified)
But why.....Why would you do that, why would youdo any of that...? |
Handsome Mario (Search: Mario Cosplay/Handsome Mario)[]
(An image of a woman in a Mario costume is shown)
Sammy?! Tiffany?!Don't get any ideas! |
(They both look at each other and chuckle)
(Scene cuts to a mall)
Hey, is she done yet? |
Patience, my goodfriends, patience. |
Hi boys! |
(Tiffany is now seen wearing the Mario outfit, making Sammy, John and Jake happy. Nace just gives a thumb up but he doesn't seem happy....)
Minions Mario Bros. (Search: Minions Mario)[]
(Faces are like: This is fine)
- (INTERNAL SCREAMING)
Mario Dance GIF (Search: Mario Dance)[]
Gangnam Styledance. |
Nice moves there. |
Give Mrs. Mariocredit. |
(Mario dances to try and 1 up the gif, confusing the group)
I swear, Marta and I seen his dancebefore. |
One of those memes... I don'tknow. |
(Mario dances to try and 1 up the gif, confusing the group)
(GIF Mario commits suicide by typing and falling off a cliff., shocking everyone)
Super Mario 64 for PS2 (Search: Mario PlayStation) (Epilogue)[]
(They all seem confused with SUPER MARIO ON THE PS2)
Super Mario on thePS2? |
Thank goodness,Honoria isn't here. |
She'll do that screamagain. |
(Mario inserts the game, showing the Mario RTX video, scaring everyone)
Oh no...not again! |
(RTX Mario charges towards the screen)
Suck on this! *Shoots the TV* |
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